Monday, January 3, 2011

Oh, and...

My first New Year Resolution:

Learn how to format this damn Blog...

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Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

first!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

DEREK!!!!!

WE MISSED YOU!!!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

i got first!!!! OMG!!!!! *brain overloads with awesomeness*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL He has two postings out now! COOL!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*laughs as Lizzy starts drooling as her brain overloads*



DEREK!!!! Thanks for posting again! How was your Christmas? Did you get awesome gifts?

tori said...

yes, you were supposed to tell us what your sisters got you for christmas

*starts eating Lizzy's overloaded brains :P

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

ewwwwwww! tori that's nasty! besides, Kallista's the zombie

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Lizzy!



My computer froze on me. :/

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

....and now my dad is lurking around.

*sighs*
Sept. is SUCH A LONG WAYS AWAY!!!!!!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

i know *falls over*
be right back, i need to empty the dishwasher

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

At least you have a dishwasher. That's what I became after ours broke! :P

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

teehee, when i opened the dishwasher a cloud of steam fogged up my glasses

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL That's happened to me before!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

I didn't know you had glasses

Bethany said...

Yeah... you shouldn't go back to the font from the previous post.

It looked like it could suck my computer screen into a black hole.

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

Kallista where did you go?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

oh, hey Bethany

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I'm here!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Yeah. I have glasses. It's funny cause everyone thinks I'm really smart. :P

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

you are brilliant

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

SO ARE YOU!!!!
XDDDD


*high fives Lizzy*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I have to go and make dinner now. :P
Mom's working late again.

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

YAY! *high fives*

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

awwwwwwwww, byeeeeeeeeeee Kallista

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Will be on later. Hope to see you then! :)

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

ok... *sulks*

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

where is everyone?

Skyril said...

You have no idea the FLOODS of tears that.... flooded... out of eyes every day and night at the very THOUGHT of your absence.... Welcome back!!! :]
Happy New Year!!
I don't know about you, but I think this year smells a good bit like shaving cream... I wonder of what this is a foreshadowing?? O.o

WOW! Half way through, already?? That's insanely quick!! I with thee luck with the rest of thy likely insanely amazing book! And yes, I admit, as soon as I read that you're Marvelous-ness had already gotten through half of it, I craved for an earlier release date.... but I understand why you wish not to do so... I suppose. :)

What did you get for Christmas??

I wonder what you meant by the "film projects" you mentioned. Are you gonna make a movie script or something?????? That would be AWESOME!!! I'd madly love it. :] Especially if the movie wasn't R because, well, I'm not allowed to watch R movies.... which is quite often, fairly annoying.....
So make an awesome pg-13 movie!! Please! :]

Thank you, Master Brain, for helping Master Derek's body do his work incredibly well.

Hey, Master Derek, I appreciate your trying to keep us from missing Skulduggery Pleasant too much, but I'm afraid it won't work. Ever since I finished Mortal Coil, I've been desperately missing it.
:]

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

I'm a miserable LARRY

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

oh, HI SKYRIL!!

Skyril said...

Sorry for the drastically long comment seeing as, most of your comments lately have been about 10 words or fewer. :]
I just have a lot to say to my great master and his brain.

Skyril said...

Hullo, Lizzy!

Skyril said...

How are you??

Skyril said...

her is making jambalaya! Mmmmm

Skyril said...

Smells marvelous!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

I'm good thanks, whats jambalaya?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

sorry, got to go eat dinner, i'll be on later probably

Skyril said...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708

Skyril said...

You poor soul! You've never had jambalaya!!!!
'tis MAGNIFICENT!!
Basically rice, meat, and seasoning to make a DELICIOUS meal! :]

Skyril said...

Oh, ok. I might be on later. I'm not quite sure...

K4Y731GH said...

Happy new year all minions and master Derek! I was checking this blog every day for a new post. Finally there is one! YAY! What present did your sisters get you Derek? I can't wiat for book 6, I really can'y :'( Me and all my friends thought it was coming out sooner- now I have to tell them all bad news tomorrow... hhmmmmm... they're not going to be too happy... maybe I shouldn't tell them, so I can avoid being hated...

Rebella Tears said...

srry Golden God,
i didn't sleep last nite but definitely cried.

Cant wait for book 6 and when u where talking about movies, is there going to b a SP movie?

also, do u hav facebook?

well it was fantastic to hear from u and hope ur new yrs revolution is a astounding success!

Skyril said...

Master Derek!!
Someone else thought your hair was orange!!!
SEE???
What is your hair color, truly???

K4Y731GH said...

42nd comment, not bad :)

Skyril said...

Happy New Year, random Derek Landy fan!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

LOL hey Skyril

tori said...

it's fun to be random :D
i thought Derek Landy's hair was orange too :P
and jambalaya is the best!!!!!! :D

Skyril said...

Hello :]

Skyril said...

I thought his hair was reddish blond.

tori said...

ARGH!!!!
I WANT THE NEXT 2 BOOKS BUT MY MAIL IS SLOW AND THEY WON'T COME FOR ANOTHER WEEK.......OR EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!! i think i'm gonna die XP

Skyril said...

I HATE THE WAITING!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW IT'S TAKING FOREVER!!!

Skyril said...

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a sister named Elizabeth, would you? I had a friend named Elizabeth who had a little sister named Victoria, but everyone called her Tori. :]

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

oooo, that would be creepy

Skyril said...

Oh, you mean if she is the sister of a friend I used to hang out with all the time?? Yeah, I suppose it would a bit. :]

Jaffa said...

anyone still there?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

yeah, i'll be in and out, i'm working on fanfic

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

oh, hey Jaffa! off to fanfic

tori said...

nope, my real name is Tori
but my sister's middle name is Elizabeth :P

Jaffa said...

hey lizzy

Jaffa said...

Hi tori

tori said...

HI :D

Jaffa said...

anyone?

Jaffa said...

oh good, i'm not alone. how are you?

Skyril said...

LOL That's kinda weird!
:D
My middle name is Elizabeth, by the way!
But, I suppose if you were the Tori I was thinking of you be.... 8? 9? Something like that. :]

tori said...

i'm good and bad
...can you manage that at the same time?

Skyril said...

You know, there are a lot of people name Elizabeth!

Jaffa said...

hi Skyril

tori said...

skyril: i'm 16

Skyril said...

Yes, very easily, Tori!

tori said...

ok, just checking :P

Skyril said...

Greetings be upon thee, Jaffa!

@Tori
Ah, You're not her then! lol :]

Skyril said...

lol :]

tori said...

well, i'm off to do the dishes and to make some pie :D
be back in a little bit

Jaffa said...

bye tori

@Skyril, how are you?

Skyril said...

Mmmmm jambalayaaaaaa!!! Y'all ought to be jealoooouuuus! Mmmm :P

Master Derek, have you ever heard of jambalaya? I hope the case is not that you have never heard of it! That would be quite awful! Though, if that's the case, if you ever you tour here, I'll have to add that to the list of things I bring Your Greatness. :]
BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POST IF YOU'VE TRIED OR AT LEAST HEARD OF JAMBALAYA! :]

Skyril said...

That would be cool. :]

Skyril said...

I'm good, Jaffa. :)

Jaffa said...

Jambalaya?

Skyril said...

Do you like jambalaya with or without seafood in it?
I don't like seafood [Yes, I know you probably think I'm insanely mad in a bad way :3] so I don't like it in jambalaya.

Skyril said...

Oh, you don't know what it is, do you?

Jaffa said...

no idea

Jaffa said...

brb, just getting some brekfast

Skyril said...

It's this most delicious concoction of rice, meat, and seasonings.
Here's a decent image:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708

Skyril said...

LOL I take you live in Australia?
For I am eating supper. :]

Jaffa said...

i'll check it out. wait, are you in the southern hemisphere? cause usually there's no one for me to talk too

Jaffa said...

everyone always guesses i'm in Australia (i am)
why not other parts of the southern hemisphere?

Skyril said...

~gets hit by torch and am set on fire~































~runs around screaming and finally remembers to stop drop and roll, but by that time, I am fully singed~




















































~gets a little parachute of burn medicine and rubs all over self~


Ahhh that feels good. :]

Skyril said...

I guess only Australia because, besides South America, I don't really know any places there xD
And I've never met anyone online from South America.

Jaffa said...

*throws bucket of water over Skyril just in case*

Skyril said...

~turns eyes to Jaffa~
~raises eyebrow~
Thanks.

Pandora Wakeshima said...

WOOT WOOT xD
SCHOOL'S OVER FOR NOW!



To bad I have homework...
And it all starts again tomarrow...
BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL'S AWESOME :D

Pandora Wakeshima said...

YES.
I'm on the first page, before 1OO comments.
I don't why, but this is an acheivment to me for some reason xD

tori said...

I'M BACK
i know you guys missed me
@ skyril; jambalaya is awesome, i can't believe no one has ever heard of it

Jaffa said...

ok, yeah i was thinking New Zealand and Australasia but apartfrom that i don't acctually know anywhere, hmmm

Skyril said...

LOL
Greetings be upon thee, Pandora.
Nice to meet you. :]

Jaffa said...

PANDORA!! hi

Skyril said...

I KNOW, Tori!
It's magnificent!!

Jaffa said...

brb

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Nice to meet thee two, Skyril [:

Pandora Wakeshima said...

HOLA JAFFA! :D

Skyril said...

And, yes, we missed you horribly!! :]

Pandora Wakeshima said...

I think I was the 1OOth comment O:

tori said...

ok, so one of you is from australia
where are the rest of you from?

Skyril said...

Idk if you know this, but, you misspelled "too" :P

Skyril said...

United States! Louisiana, to be precise. :]

Pandora Wakeshima said...

...Oh yeah xD
Wow, nice grammar, Pandora xP

tori said...

she didn't misspell it, she just used the wrong version of the word

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

Hey Pandora, i saw your comment on the dead men tales. Here's part 2

http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-2.html


and here's part 3


http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-3.html



back to typing!

tori said...

I'm from the US too!! :D
except i'm in Virginia

Skyril said...

LOL I'm kinda just good at grammar, and therefore correcting people fairly often. Which, I'm sure is quite annoying xD

Skyril said...

Well, yeah, that's right, Tori

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Lizzy- Thank You! :D
Can't wait to read it [:

tori said...

then you would have a fit with me because i like to use bad grammar on purpose :P

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Skyril- Nah, I do it too sometimes xP

Skyril said...

LOL
And why, might I ask, did you do that, Tori?

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Oh for the love of...
WHO GAVE MY BROTHER A WHOLE ROLL OF THOSE BUBBLE-WRAPPING THINGS?!








We're all doomed...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I is froms America. I is smart! I lik skool. I gadiated from the 6 gade. It only tuk mi 7 tims

Skyril said...

"SNUCK" is NOT a word!!!
It's supposed to be "SNEAKED"!!!
That's the one that drives me crazy! Even authors say "snuck" a lot!

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Sigh*


*In the background:*
POP!
POP!
POPITY-POP-POP-POP!

*I shriek in rage*

tori said...

UGH!!! i hate it when my brother pops those things
HE NEVER STOPS!!!

@skyril-....do what?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*smiles proudly at everybody*





















































*quietly laughs because Lizzy didn't know what jambalaya was*

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Kallista- That actually made me laugh out loud xDD
You are very edjumacated, as my math teacher would say x]

Skyril said...

xD
Hi, Kallista.
I just want you to know, I'm refraining myself from releasing my full malice upon thee for your on purpose awful spelling and grammar.

Skyril said...

xD lol SOME teacher, Pandora!

tori said...

hey Pandora...pop XD

Pandora Wakeshima said...

... I hate my brother sometimes -_-
He's try to screw up my comments right no by slapping the keyboard...

tori said...

my brother used to do that XP
brothers are such a pest

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*Kallista suck up behind Skyril*

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Skyril- Yes, she is, isn't she? xP



*Fends off brother with one foot*

tori said...

Kallista is no ninja :P

Pandora Wakeshima said...

HE JUST MOONED ME >.>

Skyril said...

Hahaha I used to do that to my older brother, Pandora! :] It's quite fun, if I do say so, myself. Allow him some slack :D

tori said...

having trouble with your brother Pandora? lol

tori said...

omg my little brother and my older sis did that to me when we were swimming once
i went under water and when i came back up all i saw were cheeks

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I sory eef me maad yoo angri, Skyril.
Me wil tri two doo beter at speling.

Skyril said...

~spins on Kallista as soon as she typed the word "snuck" [or, at least, tried to]~
You just did nothing, Kallista, seeing as "snuck" is not a word, and therefore, can not be done.
~smirks~

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Barricades den door*

Jaffa said...

I'M BACK, i might go in and out cause my sister wants the computer

Skyril said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jaffa said...

KALLISTA!!! hey

Skyril said...

Ok, Jaffa.

tori said...

aw siblings, you gotta love them
...wait, no you don't, you just have to live with them

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Tori- How charming xDD

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I nevr claimed tooooo beeeeee aaaaaaaaaaa
ninja!!!

Jaffa said...

I hate my sister most of the time, i'll be right back, now i have to cook her lunch

tori said...

@pandora- aren't i just :D
@kallista- that was a very ninja-like move you made earlier

Skyril said...

LOL Ok, Kallista xD I think we get that you don't care much for grammar and spelling :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

JAFFA!!!!!

tori said...

jaffa is a slave to her sister :P

Skyril said...

lol Ok, Jaffa!

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Tori- No, I meant the underwater mooning xP

Skyril said...

Actually, Tori, it wasn't ninja like because she didn;t do anything seeing as snuck is not a word and therefore, cannot be done.
~smirks again~

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

Hi Kallista!



Back to typing

tori said...

oh, you should really point that out
conversations with a big group of people really go by quickly

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

But I care for YOU, Skyril!



*looks at her very sincerly*

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Ignores brother's rantings outside the den door*

...



*Hums Maboroshi very loudly*

tori said...

having fun pandora? :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*does the snuck dance*














*gets punched by Skyril*



































*clutches stomache but still laughs*
































*wishes Octa was here*

Skyril said...

:D

Jaffa said...

Kallista, will you join me in the pancake dance?

*starts doing the pancake dance*

Skyril said...

xD

tori said...

you guys are awesome :D lol

Jaffa said...

as are you tori

tori said...

yay :D thanks jaffa

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Tori- Why yes xD



*Turns up music to annoy him*
>:D

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Hi Lizzy!

*munches on pistachios as she peers over Lizzy's shoulder*







































*bits of pistachio shells fall onto Lizzy's keyboard*




































*whispers to Lizzy*










Snuck is not a word.

Skyril said...

I invented discovered a somewhat joyful dance from the islands of the rainbow unicorns called........ ~drumroll~........THE BROWN DANCE!! You see, they call it the Brown Dance because they don't have the color brown on themselves and so that makes them unhappy, but they're dancing and that makes them happy so it ends up being the somewhat joyful dance. :]

tori said...

turn that music up pandora
i can still hear my thoughts

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Steals Kallista's pistachios*

Skyril said...

*just discovered. not invented

Why thank you, Tori!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*breaks out into the pancake dance*

Jaffa said...

@Skyril-that makes absolutely no sense

tori said...

everyone PANCAKE DANCE!!! :D

Skyril said...

Would anyone like to dance the Brown Dance with me? :D

Pandora Wakeshima said...

Tori- NOT FOR LONG YOU WON'T!
*Turns it up full blast*

Skyril said...

xD LOL Of course it dose, Jaffa!

tori said...

ok, that's better pandora
now my ears are bleeding lol

Jaffa said...

*doing pancake dance with Kallista when pants fall down and she trips*

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Breaks into the Chocolate Croissant Dance*

tori said...

MY EYES!!!
IT BURNS!!!
pull your pants back up

Skyril said...

~grabs several pairs of earmuffs and puts them, overlapping each other, Tori's head~
~writes down, "Is that better?" and shows her~

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Cool Skyril!

*tries to do the brown dance.....falls over instead*































HEY!!!! Where are my pistacios?


















*goes on a quest to find her pistachios*
























*gets struck by 999,999,999 bolts of lightning*

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Skyril said...

~dances the Brown Dance all by myself :P~

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Screams*
*Points to Jaffa's fallen pants*
THE SMURFS HAVE RETURNED!!!
*Clutches head*
*Shrieks*
*Runs onto ceiling*

Jaffa said...

hey Kallista i have bad news. I HAVE RUN OUT OF PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! :O

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Turns down music*
:P

Pandora Wakeshima said...

THE SMURFS STOLE THE PANCAKES!!! D:

Skyril said...

~sees Kallista attempting the Brown Dance then falling and running off, likely in pursuit of her pistachios~
~goes to steal them back from Pandora~

tori said...

@ skyril- *nods
i can just picture kallista crawling on the ground trying to find her pistachios and then turning into burnt toast :P

Skyril said...

EVIL SMURFS!!!

Jaffa said...

*jumping up and down attempting to tape her self to the ceiling like last time but gets trampled by Smurfs*

Skyril said...

Though, I think 'twas likely the gnomes who stole the pancakes...

tori said...

I CAN SEE AGAIN
HORRAY!!!
XP

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Shoots dart at Skyril that's loaded with a concoction of sedatives and an anesthetic*
*She falls to the ground, asleep*
*I start eating the pistachious while sitting cross-legged on the ceiling*

Jaffa said...

on a totally unrelated topic, have any of you people read Avalon High by Meg Cabot?

Skyril said...

That's my opinion, anyway.

Lizzy the lovely un-dead zombie writer said...

*peeks in, sees Jaffa's pants on the ground, Kallista smoldering with lightning, Skyril dancing all alone and tori's ears bleeding.* god, y'all are bonkers



i'm still typing btw

tori said...

i saw a bit of the movie, but i never read the book

Pandora Wakeshima said...

*Gnomes burst into the room*
*They chatter angrily*
*I eat my pistachios peacefully, paying them no heed*

Skyril said...

~mumbles in her slumber~
No.... No, Jaffa.......seeeeeeen movie......~snores~ it was silly movie ~switches position, still in sleep~ though, I think a booooook...... would be... betterrrrr.....

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