Right, well, SOMEBODY at Harper Collins messed up, and I am NOT a happy writer. But, for those of you who may have heard, yes, it is true, you are getting a Tanith Low novella coming you way early in 2013 so, um...
SURPRISE!
Grrrrr.
And before you get carried away with what it might be about or who might be in it, the synopsis provided was an early one, before I'd actually started the damn thing. Biggest change? Ghastly ain't in it. Probably.
So what IS it about, you ask?
It's about God-Killer weapons. Four of them, scattered around the world. Four weapons that could hurt- even kill- Darquesse whenever she arrives. Tanith, being thoroughly devoted to dear Darquesse, does not want these weapons falling into enemy hands. So she recruits a gang of misfits and villains and off she goes to snatch them before the good guys come calling.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stomp away and find someone to beat up...
EDIT
Also, to all my east coast Ameriminions, you better stay safe during this storm and all these power outages. That is an ORDER.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 4852 of 4852Taw: that would be nice
Alys: *covers her body, self conscious *
Vik: Are you okay? *picks up his top*
Gar: Okay, where do you want to go?
(OMG I JUST FOUND MY FIRST EVER COMMENT!
December 2 2011 at 4:20Pm
CHloe G said...
Hi, my 1st post. not bad for 7th. I like toys 2
Annabelle: *is sat silently on Inky's bed, Justin's broken body in her lap, stroking the blood matted fur lightly, silently crying, staring at nothing*
Alys: I um...n not used t to people s seing m my b body...
Taw: I dont mind *smiles*
COle: *enters* oh Anna...
Bethany: *grasps her spear from the floor* *tilts her head slightly* Bring the sword I gave you, Silente.
Elizabeth: And now you have realised there is more than one. That is good.
*nods, securing the knives back to herself, over her clothes this time*
*grabs the sword, attaching it at her waist*
Who is it?
Annabelle: *jumps slightly, holding Justin closer, looking at Cole*
Oh I-I
*gets up gently sliding Justin back onto the bed*
I was just..um..
Cole; *walks over and embraces her* its okay...let it out
(wow, that long ago.... My days you've been here ages Chlo *smiles* )
Vik: *nods in understanding* I see *smiles*
Gar: Okay I'll surprise you *grins and takes her hand*
Annabelle: *pauses a moment then melts into the embrace* The...others n-need feeding..
Elizabeth: Who is not the question. It would be more accurate to ask what.
Bethany: Some of Minerve's... creatures.
(I was such a noob XD NJ was the first to say hi to me)
Alys: s sorry...
Taw: mmm I like surprises *grins*
Cole: can they wait a minute? come on
Creatures?
*looks at Elizabeth*
Will we..win?
Sorry I poofed, I little wifi snaffoo.
Annabelle: *shakes her head, pushing Cole away*
No..they n-need food..
*starts towards the kitchen*
(its okay Trip, Jack is gone nmnow tho_)
COle: when you are done...we need to talk
(Oh, I see.)
Annabelle: Talk..? Oh God...you're breaking up with me..
(Chloe.. You a noob *laughs* excuse me... And *has no idea who Nj is* )
Vik: You don't need to apologise, you're not used to this *smiles* its all good *nods*
Gar: *shadow walks to a 5 star restaurant in Paris* we're here *grins*
Elizabeth: I can read certainties, not uncertainties. Win or lose are both possible. However I detect a significant increase of success probability if I accompany you.
Bethany: Then we should go. They will be appearing beside the waterfall.
(*glares at Rhossie*)
Taw: wow...
Alys: *looks at him in the eyes* thakn you
Then please, by all means, come with us.
*takes Beth's hand*
You okay?
(Ah, that's sad.)
Bethany: I'm fine... Are you? *opens the door and walks out of her house, still holding Silente's hand*
Elizabeth: *loads her crossbows*
(Hey! No glaring... And you're not a noob! )
Vik: No problemo *sits on the edge of the bed and puts his top back on*
Gar: Whatcha think?
Well...considering I've no idea how to use the sword or what 'creatures' to expect or, indeed, why they're here, yeah I'm okay..
*leaves the house too*
*to Elizabeth*
Don't let Amber out!
(thanks ^^)
Alys: w w we can still...I if y you want
Taw: is this the right place to bring a baby?
Cole: no Im not!
Annabelle: *starts shaking slightly*
Everyone knows 'we need to talk' is code for 'i'm breaking up with you!'
Cole: I didn't realize...no that's not what I meant at all...
Annabelle: just...lets feed the pups...
(Tis true *smiles sweetly* )
Vik: Only if you want to?
Gar: Yes *nods* I've heard they have a great kids menu *smiles*
COle: okay..
(awwww look at you being cute^^)
Alys: *nod* I im re ready
Taw: impressive *smiles*
Annabelle: *takes a shakey breath then starts sorting thr bottles*
Cole; *takes one of the bottles* let me
Annabelle: *nods* okay..
*sits at the table*
Bethany: *shuts the door quickly* They're like... Hard to explain... They're not alive and they're pretty hard to kill... Pretty scary. Oh and they can swallow your soul if they get too close to you for too long.
Elizabeth: Swords and spears are not the ideal weapons of choice.
Bethany: Just... fire energy from the tip. Just think of it firing and it'll do it...
(Who? *looks around* is Jai being Cute? )
Vik: Okay *stands up and kisses*
Gar: Yes I am *grins with pride*
Cole: *follows her*
Right...soul swallowing scary things..sounds brilliant.
(Sil is cute but I was on about you, Rhossie ^^)
Alys: *wraps arms around his neck and kisses*
Taw: im getting married to a narcissist
Annabelle: *puts her head in her hands a moment, focusing on breathing*
Cole: Anna... *voice is worried*
Annabelle: *quietly* it's fine I'm fine. It's fine I'm fine. *under her breath* it's fine I'm fine.
*gets up again, finishing the bottles, testing the heat on the inside of her wrist*
*nods*
(Awwwwww Chlo Chlo ^.* ,
You're cute too (cuter than me *nods*) )
Vik: *puts a hand behind her head and runs the other down her back and continues kissing*
Gar: *nods* damn right you are, but you love it *smiles*
COle: *copies her movements* its okay not to be fine you know...you can show your true emotions.
Annabelle: *shakes head*
I'm fine.
*picks up two of the three bottles she's filled*
Can you get that?
(im not!)
Alys: *blushes and kisses along his jaw*
Taw: otherwise why would I marry you? *grins*
*Cora giggles*
Cole: *says quietly* we dont need the third...
Annabelle: *pauses an blinks*
*looks at the third bottle, at the two in her hands, confused*
Oh..sorry..
*hurries to the babies room before she can start crying*
Elizabeth: It could be worse.
Bethany: Hardly...
*there is a black flash and four humanoid creatures appear, wearing black armour, faces looking like those of decomposed bodies, carrying curved swords*
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