Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Happy Birthday to Meeeee


(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)


Hullo there.

It's my 38th birthday.

First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...

Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.

Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.

So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!

So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!

Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.

So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!

Joy of joys!


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Ariana Shade said...

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXyBN2M2kFsKKuysKMVHCF9qMRToPWc-WwzEjZ85b3CMrc8XMW

Can't forget Skulduggery! Happy Death Day!!!

Bekka said...

Wishing you joyous happinesses on this day, Landy-sensei. May it come many times more. Happy to report that I donated one each of my several copies of the first three Skulduggery books to my school library and they're not on display with the horror for halloween. Now if only the others were released where I live I could afford to have several copies of those as well, but alas, I have only one of each.

Noelle said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!! I LOVE CHUUUUUUU *huggles. Hands skulcake, MARRshmallow, scapegrapes)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Astrid Willow (Isabella) said...

HAPPY HAPPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY HAPPY PANCAKE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and happy deathday Skulduggery!) :D

Noelle said...

HAPPY BIIIRRRTTHHHDAYYY TOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TOOOO THE GOLDEN GOOOOOOOD.
HAPPYYY BIIIRTHHHDAYYYY TOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SKULLY, ALSO! WEEE! I LOVE CHU TOO!)


*tosses skulcakes amongst the blog*

Noelle said...

KKKKAAAALLLLLIIIISSSSSTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA

*tackles and hugs*

I"M GRANDDDDDDDDDDDD.

*is in Gandalf's beard*


WOOOOOHHOOOOOOOO DUMBLEDORE. BAMM. Oh. No. I just walked downstairs and my family is re-watching Angels Take Manhattan. Again. Seventh time, LET'S GO. GA.

Noelle said...

AHHH... DUMBLEDORE. HE WAS ON THE DOCTOR WHO 2012 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

Ariana Shade said...

Oh god Kal, you HAVE to watch Angels Take Manhattan. YOU HAVE TO!

Noelle said...

*hands Kallie skulcakes in return*
Thank chuuuuuu!!! x)

And as much as I hate to admit it, I'm used to seeing the Ponds die... Seven times. :O

I did see this one comic... The doctor steps out of the TARDIS>...
"Amy! Rory! River and I just went to see Stevie Wonder and...
I wish that you were there"

At this point, we see that he is standing in front of their graves...


THE FEELS
THEY BURNNNN

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Derek! I know its not your birthday in Ireland but it is in America still. Would have posted earlier but well, you'll see why

First my epic mother brought me to the bookstore now at this point I had dressed as Valkyrie and I saw the best thing EVER in the window, the SP books 1-3 along with Tim Burton stuff Frankieweenie and The Nightmare Before Christmas, I fangirled. It was Halloween stuff but...THE BOOKS!!!!! I immediatly attracted the attention of the one employee....it was fun! I told the guy that i was glad to see the books and that it was the author's birthday today. Well...thats when the guy thought i was a stalker.

Then I had to go into the mall so Mom could do her paying and on the way out i watched a kid buy Scepter of The Ancients.

Then in school i got birthday wishes to you, Derek

Marissa: Happy Birthday. You scare me.

Serphina: Happy Birthday Derek!!!!!

Hence I bought a bannana at lunch and sung to you Derek. I got the bananna still....i had no other option...

Noelle said...

:O


I just realizeslkajbaeiubvailwkuejbvalwk..


SKULDUGGERY. COUSIN TO SLENDERMAN, THE SILENCE, AND JACK SKELLINGTON.

Noelle said...

*nods* it was a good episode.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HI!!!!!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY AFTER THAT!!!!!!!
:D
(Please accept this theoretical cookie)

Noelle said...

Hey Thrust! Hey Zaf!!! *huggles both* What's up???


YOWZAH. xD

*whistles* always look on the briiiight siide of life. *whistles* Always look on the liiiight siide of life

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek good question we made a card for you. I wanna know if i sent it through author mail would you actually get it? I know it'd be late but...we havent had free time to sit down and work.

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday Derek!
24/10/1974?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

23***

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

WAIT DEREK IS FROM THE 70's?!?!?! *gasp*

Noelle said...

:O

Wmily Hitchcock... I LOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE.

HOLY CRAP.

\\//_

Noelle said...

HE LIVED THROUGH THE 80'S!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO ROCK ON BROS. |m|_

Noelle said...

*Emily

SORRY! My hands is tired from all the typing... *nods*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek's....only 38 hehehehehehehehehe....aaah yes!!!

Noelle said...

Zaf... When is OTOA again? Deployment date, I mean

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sunday this coming Sunday. Aaaah i wonder if Derek realises this or is he hoping we fail??? Its too late his time to ask

Ariana Shade said...

Kal, I'm good, you? Mmm... Good cookies...

Noelle said...

Yes, it is. And I don't think he knows. I HOPE he doesn't know. It'll be better heh heh heh...


Can I be second?
After you, I mean.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think he does know.....unfortunatly....unless he's not paying attention....


But if Derek realises it'd be neat to know if he did...*coughcoughcoughhinthintwinkwink*

Ariana Shade said...

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/user_images/4402000/stillnotginger-4402855_457_611.jpg

Ah, Jack Skellington. My SECOND favourite skeleton.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh yeah!!!!

Feliz cumpleaños a ti!
Feliz cumpleaños a ti!
Feliz cumpleaños a Derek!
Feliz cumpleaños a ti!

Happy birthday in Spanish!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Jack xD

Noelle said...

felix sit natalis dies
felix sit natalis dies
felix natalis dies care Derekkkkk
felix sit natalis dies


^^^^

Latin xD

Translated myself :D

Laura Jordan said...

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Derekkkk!
Happy Birthday to you!

Many Hugs!
Laura
x

Ariana Shade said...

Glückliche amerikanische Geburtstag Derek!

I like German :)

Noelle said...

LAURA.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING AWAKE

Laura Jordan said...

Lol Adra, no uni tomorrow. You gonna be on Skype tomorrow, Missus?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No one sang you happy birthday? AHEM, CLEARLY YOU HAVE NOT LOOKED AT YOUTUBE.

And clearly you were not in my English class today. That much is obvious... I had to do some thing called a Book Talk, and I did it on Death Bringer, and when I was talking about the author I said, "Oh, and today's Derek Landy's birthday," and we all burst into song, and my entire class sang happy birthday for you!


Also, Derek, more happy birthdays! MORE I TELL YOU, MORE!

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/10/skulduggerys-deathdaydereks-birthday.html

http://www.youtube.com/user/VidsForMasterDerek/videos?flow=grid&view=0



Anyway, happy birthday again! Also, in April, when I'm in Ireland, you can expect a giant birthday card from the minions at the party! :3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Love you Derek as in you-are-epic

Laura Jordan said...

And actually I am off to bed now, come to mention it. Miss you loads x

Noelle said...

Um... I don't know. Skype seizured. But still. It's 1 AM xD

OH. But we HAVE to talk about KOTW. NOt what I've finished... I have to peer pressure you into reading the rest.

Noelle said...

MISS CHU TOO GIRL! *HUGS* LOVE YAAA


VALLLLLLLLLLLLLll *tackles*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra...SKYYYYPE?!?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AND there is TWO videos specifically in which we sing happy birthday! WATCH THEM, DEREK! WATCH THEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


Sorry to be demanding on your birthday, but I want you to see that we wish you a happy birthday! ALL OF US!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi guys!

Noelle said...

I can't get on! Jesus, Zaf xD

VALLY

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
THE FACELESS ONES HAVE COME THROUGH!
BUT WE WON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU,
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Noelle said...

And many moreeeeee....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey people! Help me pester Derek to look at my party!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Being crazy is fuuuuun!!!!

Omg i did the stupidest thing, after Spanish i go to lunch so i skipped down the PV Tunnel (hallway that is like a tunnel) saying in a British accent its Derek's birthday

Noelle said...

DEREK. LOOK AT HER PARTY.

And Zaf. That's not stupid. That's awesome *high fives*


OOOH THE WELLS FARGO WAGON IS A-COMIN DOWN THE STREET-O

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Today, I had to do a presentation on Death Bringer, and to do the Lord Vile thing, I had an inflatable skeleton for Skulduggery and shoved it in a black pillow case, claiming it was "his terrifying, Necromancy-filled and extremely powerful armour that is definitely scary".

Noelle said...

LOL.

Inflatable Skulduggery..

LOL. THE THOUGHTS. *cries in laughter*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I did a Book Talk on Dark Days last year. Thats how I recruited Minions xD

*high fives* it was fun!!! And my English teacher thought I was not ok.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

BAGUETTE OMG OMG AAAAH!!!!!!!

*cries*

Noelle said...

I did a report on Derek Landy in the seventh grade... I got an "A". WINNNN

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, when I got to the Jitter Girls, I used a stuffed animal that had had it's head chopped off and stuck on another body by your truly, and I said, "And to represent the Jitter Girls, I have this... thing. Because before I cut the head and stuff off, it was nice and cuddly, but then I came along and it's all creepy and disturbing."

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I got 50 out of 50 points on my thing :D

My props were amazing.

NOM Ominous said...

It's DEREK'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
I've been waiting a very long time for this....
And now I've forgotten what genius I wanted to say. This is why it's good to plan ahead. Only stuff doesn't happen right for me when I plan ahead even though that's planning ahead, and well, it should be going easier for you if you do it right...
Therefore in my case, I should plan to plan a head in moderation.

Noelle said...

LOL.

How modest... I have to go y'all. The Big Bang Theory is on. xD

BYE EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALLLLL *huggles*

Happy Birthday, Derek! *hugs* WOOHOO

Noelle said...

I give up. *dances at the Derek-party*

*breakdances*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay so all of my Minion friends going trick or treating with me. As our OC, Serphina Jackson has a scythe

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*dances*

I am CRAZY I AM OUT OF MY MIND!!!!

*giggles*

Noelle said...

*does the salsa with an imaginary partner*
*dance solo*

Noelle said...

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ariana Shade said...

BYE!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra would you care to dance?

*speaks in mexican accent*

Noelle said...

Mexican???

Herm... Do it in Austrian, and yes. xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gaaah

Will you dance *aussie acent*

Noelle said...

WTF.

AUSTRIAN.
AUSTRALIAN.
DIFFERENCE xD

*takes her hand, but not before raising her glass*

FOR DEREK!

*dubstep begins8

HELLS YES.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*dubstep*

for DEEEEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noelle said...

DA DA DAAAA DAAAAA WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB DUUUNNN DUNNNN WUB WUB WUB EET EEET. DUUUN DUUUNN WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

That was the epitome of the Doctor Who Dubstep. xD

Noelle said...

*whispers* wub wub....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkpyy5dYoc

there you go Derek i beg of you listen and i have sung to you :D

Noelle said...

I has no idea how to upload...


DEREK. I SING NOW.

*sings*

THERE. DID YOU HEAR?

NOM Ominous said...

link's not working.
(so he can't see it)

Noelle said...

:O

Gasp!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Zaf, you need to make your videos public for people to see them...

Noelle said...

I has to go for real now, peeps. xD

Ta! *hugs*

*whispers creepily* You will go down to the tallest tree in the forest, and cut it down with a... Herring!!!

*poofs, leaving a plate of Skulcakes behind her*

Astrid Willow (Isabella) said...

:)
We sang happy birthday to you Derek!!!:D:D ~
http://www.youtube.com/user/VidsForMasterDerek/videos?flow=grid&view=0

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkpyy5dYoc

There it should work nows

Anonymous said...

Hello!

HAPPY AMERICAN BIRTHDAY, MASTER DEREK!

I would like you to know that

A) I walked around all day going up to people and saying in a completely serious voice, 'Happy Derek Landy's Birthday' and then running off,

And

B) In the novel that I am writing, I invented a world and the main religion is worshipping the GOLDEN GOD. You are a god. For real. With powers and stuff.

Unknown said...

Hello happy birthday to da best writer on the face of this planet

From Maryland USA

Anonymous said...

Hello Asjed! I used to lice in Maryland!

Kestrel LeStarre, master of torture and all manner of unpleasant deaths, at your service. *bows*

Anonymous said...

*live

NOM Ominous said...

How cool is whistling?

Anonymous said...

Hi Thrust!

Not cool at all, since I can't do it. Unless Derek can. In which case it is EXTREMEKY cool.

NOM Ominous said...

Well, Val can whistle the Harry Potter theme.
I just figured out how to whistle through my figures. It makes a very loud brake-screeching, jaw clenching, eye wincing, kinda really loud sound.
I'm hooked.

Anonymous said...

Lol. Well I can whistle the SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT theme. Which doesn't even exist!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Ooooooboboooolollipopooooobobooooshoeviooooooodoovidoooobobshillypopopooooo. We are doing NANOWRIMO in our grade and I know exactly what I'm going to do-it's too complicated to explain, so don't ask. I will make sure to include Derek, and other blog land minions.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!
HAPPY DEATH DAY SKULDUGGERY!!!
Happy Mole Day Everyone! (As in the unit of measurement: 10 to the 23rd power multiplied by some other number)
Happy Birthday Granma!

Today, I showed my mother this piece of Skulduggery fan art that took me eight hours and she said, "Oh, that's ugly." It was pretty bad but she wasn't talking about that, she was talking about how skulls are ---- (in her opinion).

NOM Ominous said...

... and I felt a sudden chill...
moving though my bones....
bones, bones, bones....
bones, bones, bones...

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I have arivived! All now down before me-except Derek.

Anonymous said...

Thrust, yes that trailer is epic.


SPD, We is doing NaNoWriMo too! *gasp*

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday Derek!
Have an awesome day :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Romy! There's someone named Romy in my school...

NOM Ominous said...

What trailer!
http://skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/downloads/bones.mp3

Anonymous said...

There's a trailer on YouTube of the first book that ends with that song...

NOM Ominous said...

I know, I just wanted to show you where I got the song from...
Do you mean the one with the grave and dancing Skulduggery?

Anonymous said...

Will be EXTREMLY distant.

NOM Ominous said...

WHyyyyyy?

Anonymous said...

Thrust, no...

I'll send you the link tomorrow when I get on my laptop.

NOM Ominous said...

It's fine, I've probably seen it.

NOM Ominous said...

* definitely

Anonymous said...

Nevermind. Only SLIGHTLY distant.

NOM Ominous said...

:)?

Anonymous said...

Trying to read as many SP books in a row as possible.

NOM Ominous said...

oh yeah.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh Derek. What a great laugh you are.

Just so you know yesterday (as it was the 23rd for me) I made skull cupcakes and gave it to all my friends who have read Skulduggery Pleasant and I TRIED to convince my mum to make a cake too, but just as well she didn't or I would've eaten it all for myself even though it WOULD"VE been yours :)

Anonymous said...

Quite fun. I dont think I've ever read them in order back-to-back before.

Anonymous said...

Hello Ninja Llama!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi everyone by the way :)

Raven Dawnslayer said...

Happy Birthday Golden God! I cannot believe I forgot it was today. Face plam of shame on my part. I hope you enjoyed.
Raven dawnslayer

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

That is just sad.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Reblog if you’re part of TMI fandom and you are damn proud of it

Aw.

Copied from Cassandra Clare's tumbler account. TMI stands for The Mortal Instruments.

Reblog if you are dammed proud of being a minion for the Golden God and love Skulduggery as much as-or more than-he loves himself.

Anonymous said...

Is it possible to love him more than he loves himself?

I'm reading my UK copy of Book 1, and I'm realising that the damn American Publishers took stuff out. Idiots.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

:(
My mom won't let me get the UK versions of 1-3.

Anonymous said...

It's not A LOT of stuff, but still. Most people probably wouldn't notice it.

And that makes me feel better about my parents, who won't let me buy more than the ten I already have. I'm sorry, NINE. Because some IDIOT managed to LOSE my Anerican copy of Book 1. I want to kill him...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I don't have any money to buy more than the 28 I have...


Okay, not much to complain about there, but still. My collection needs to grow.

Mistical Future said...

HAPPY B'DAY DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU HADE THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

Mistical Future said...

I have about a minute to be on here!

so

HI ALL!!!!!

Mistical Future said...

How are you all?

Anonymous said...

Hi Tickle!

Hi Val!

Val, have you noticed that? Or am I just being an over-obsessed minion who needs to stop rereading?

Mistical Future said...

... woops i ment i have 5 minuets!
... well it's 3 minuets now

Anonymous said...

Tickle, I'm fine. -ish. I have been without my American Sceptre of the Ancients for weeks(because of afire mentioned idiot.) I NEED MY BOOK!

The Sweet said...

I actually woke up today and though "huh, its the 23rd of October, thats the day Skulduggery died"...now that i've seen your blog, i know what today really is...i see what you did there Landy...you sneaky willy!

Mistical Future said...

Hi Kest!

how are u?

hows ur day been?

NOM Ominous said...

I have 1 2 3 5 6 6+1/2

Mistical Future said...

BYE everyone!!!

i gtg back to school now lunch is over!


have a great day everyone!

Anonymous said...

Hi The Sweet!

Tickle, my day's been fine, but my dance teacher was being angry for no apparent reason...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Of COURSE I noticed, Kestrel!


I also noticed the spelling error they left in Playing With Fire, even in the edited copy. I don't have the book in front of me, but I think it might be on page 187 or something when Skul's fighting Vengeous. It says "Skudluggery" instead of "Skulduggery."

Anonymous said...

Bye Tickle!

Thrust, how do you have 6 AND A HALF?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TEOTW is 6 1/2.

NOM Ominous said...

That book, are you sure THEY lost it? I've had my fair share of lost-objects-I-really-care-about stories.
I'm sure they didn't lose it on purpose, and that they feel really bad.

Anonymous said...

Oh! Then I only have 9 1/2. Or I would if the idiot hadn't lost one. And I could call him a lot worse things than idiot.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have five of SP/Scepter of the Ancients, 3 of Playing with Fire, 4 of The Faceless Ones, five of Dark Days, four of Mortal Coil, 3 of Death Bringer, two of The End of the World, and 2 of Kingdom of the Wicked.



...I need more of them.

Anonymous said...

Thrust, he doesn't. I go up to him and ask if he's found it, and half the time he just laughs.

Anonymous said...

Val, why two TEOTW? Isn't there only one edition?

Tomorrow- I begin seriously begging my parents to let me buy more.

NOM Ominous said...

Maybe he's hiding his emotions...
hehehe
*smirk*
*slinks into corner shaking head wildly and smiling at self*
PIIIINNNNEEECCOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

No the australian one is different.

Anonymous said...

Pinecones? What? *shakes head confusedly*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Kestrel, I bought all the books, and Derek sent me the entire series signed. Therefore, I automatically have two of each book.

Besides, there's two version of TEOTW - the UK one and the Aussie one. I need the Aussie one...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*versions

NOM Ominous said...

Aussie one has awesome story at the end, instead of How it could have been bit.

Anonymous said...

Thrust, really? Hmm. Alright then. *adds it to list of SP books I need* this thing is really long...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky made up the character Hayley Skirmish in the story in the Aussie one...


WHICH IS WHY I NEED IT.

Anonymous said...

The "How It Could Have Been" was cool though.

NOM Ominous said...

that is why I want it too.

Anonymous said...

Grrr...

I have enough money to buy around 20 used ones on Amazon... WHY MUST I HAVE PARENTS WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAND?!?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Will be distant, I'm trying to write chapter two...

NOM Ominous said...

Well, off to bed.
Night all!

Anonymous said...

Which editions of which books have shirt stories in them? The paperbacks with the titles along the bottoms?

NOM Ominous said...

I wouldn't understand either Kest.

Anonymous said...

Bye Thrust!

Val, Chapter 2 of what?

NOM Ominous said...

lol, Derek's gonna make a book with all his short stories in them +more....
In the future...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My Ivy story. I've been putting it off forever and I need to finish it.

Anonymous said...

What?! Really?!?! Why did I not know of this?

Anonymous said...

Oh. Are you doing NaNoWriMo? My story for that is 6000 words, and on Chapter 5, page 15.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nah, I don't think I'm going to, but I'll try to write my whole story in about the same amount of time.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I'm doing it with my class and have to start it on 1/11/2013

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

It's going to be interesting.

Anonymous said...

My teacher let us start early. She's awesome like that. We have exactly 39 days.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Do you want to read mine?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

My teacher is pretty funny. She told us a story about how she stole a Christmas tree from her college cafeteria an returned it afterwards with a note that said "George had a fun time with us."

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

My teacher is pretty funny. She told us a story about how she stole a Christmas tree from her college cafeteria an returned it afterwards with a note that said "George had a fun time with us."

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Yeah!

Anonymous said...

What's your email?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I wonder if we can make a face with its tongue sticking out.
??? :) :( ;( ;) !) !(

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I can't post it.

Anonymous said...

email it to me at kestrelstarr@gmail.com

:P

Anonymous said...

Or post it and then delete the comment.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Okay!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I mean that I'll email you. You cannot give it to anyone. NEVER!

Anonymous said...

Ok... Paranoid much?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

My mother would kill me, and that wouldn't be good when the Passage comes along.

Anonymous said...

I sent it to you.

Anonymous said...

True, I suppose.

Harmony Dew (aka a Nac mac feegle) said...

HI! :).
I have returned from the dead! When was the last time I was on here? I DON'T KNOW! Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK:)

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I'm reading it!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh! Kes! I think I forgot to tell you, but your story was really, really good! I love it so far!

Unapplicable. said...

I'm not sure if it's just me or I detect the slightest hint of sarcasm in there...
I already did wish you via a few social networking pages, but Happy (now belated) Birthday, Derek!

Harmony Dew (aka a Nac mac feegle) said...

HI Again.................

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Harmony!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FIRST

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FIRST

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yessssss...


I dedicate this page to Derek! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME! And all my crazy friends! And my English class!

And even more happy birthdays!

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/10/skulduggerys-deathdaydereks-birthday.html

http://www.youtube.com/user/VidsForMasterDerek/videos?flow=grid&view=0


HAPPY B-DAY DEREK!

Anonymous said...

Hi Amity! Hi Harmony!

Thanks Val!

Anonymous said...

Val, I was gonna dedicate to the exact same thing if I got first.

Anonymous said...

One more minute an it's not his birthday here anymore...

Unapplicable. said...

Ahaha, that party sounds amazing, Val!
Great cosplaying too c:

Unapplicable. said...

Hey Trellis!

Anonymous said...

NO! I don't care. It is still his birthday where Val is, right?

Harmony Dew (aka a Nac mac feegle) said...

So, what has been a happening since I have been gone?

Anonymous said...

How are you, Amity?

Harmony Dew (aka a Nac mac feegle) said...

Does anyone here know who the
Wee Free Men are?

Unapplicable. said...

Good, thanks. A bit stressed because of school, but nothing I can't handle.
You?

Anonymous said...

Harmony, you're a Feegle? *is incredibly jealous* I'm Tiffany.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks Calamity! :D

It was a lot of fun.

Anonymous said...

Amity, I'm fine.


YES HARMONY! I Shall Wear Midnight was amazing!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and yes, it's still Derek's birthday here :D

Anonymous said...

Good.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

It's still the birthday and death day of Derek and Skulduggery. Your story is really good, Kes. Although it does get a bit confusing about which time it is set in.

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