Friday, December 7, 2012

The Maleficent Seven


BOOM!

IN YOUR FACE!!

Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.

Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.


And the world is a happy place.

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Kribu said...

OHHHHHH.

That was indeed worth waiting for.

I love it.

And the title!!!!

Kribu said...

Hmm. As a friend of mine just pointed out, Tanith seems to have lost her leather.

... I guess a girl needs a change, sometimes?

Derek Landy said...

Well, I figured since Tanith has to go around recruiting seven members for her team, just like the Magnificent Seven had to do...

And let's face it- aren't you astonished that nobody has yet used this title??

Derek Landy said...

She's in a few different outfits in this book, but rest assured she always returns to brown leather...

Miss Cain said...

OH MY GOLDEN GOD.
THAT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kribu said...

I am indeed astonished.

*bows*

Oh, but it's beautiful... So. Hmm. Only about 3.5 months to wait. And it's out right around my birthday. Woot!

Derek Landy said...

I swear, with all the outfit changes she made, it was like I had my own very lethal Barbie...

DarquesseCain said...

Best cover ever. Can't wait to read it.

Miss Cain said...

Lethal Barbie...
*laughs*

Miss Cain said...

HI DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derek Landy said...

Miss Cain- exactly the reaction I was expecting..!

Kribu- we planned that. Just for you. Honest.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

My mum just yelled at me for making a seriously high pitched squealing sort of sound.


I AM TOO EXCITED FOR THIS BOOK, OMG. AKRDABKESHKFJ. *screams*

Kribu said...

"Lethal Barbie."

I don't think I'm going to be able to think of Tanith as anything else now. :-|

Derek Landy said...

DarquesseCain- it is, isn't it? It's just GORGEOUS.

Derek Landy said...

Luciana- tell your mother it is not your fault. I accept full responsibility.

Miss Cain said...

I CAN'T SQUEAL CUZ IT'S 11:54PM AT NIGHT AND IF I SQUEAL MY PARENTS WILL HEAR ME AND THEN I'LL GET KICKED OFF THE COMPUTER.

DarquesseCain said...

I am so happy right now. Hi Derek.

Kribu said...

And of course you planned it just for my birthday. I'm feeling... honoured.

Yes. Honoured.

(Now if there was Valduggery in it, I'd be even more honoured. But I digress.)

Miss Cain said...

OMGG.
I WANT TO SQUEAL SO BADLY.

Rhian Hooper said...

wow.. she looks hot.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

Omg, it's amazing! Me loves and me wants, NOW!

DarquesseCain said...
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Kribu said...

Even I nearly squealed! Except that it was more like a squeak.

I'm so glad I work at home. Because that would have got me some odd looks at the office.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

NEW PHONE & LAPTOP BACKGROUND, RIGHT THERE

I am too excited for march. March 28th, right?

I SHALL START COUNTING DOWN XD

Derek Landy said...

Rhian- she DOES look hot. See, this is where my attempt to put her in a bikini would have totally worked.

Miss Cain- perfect the inner squeal. It's just as loud, but only your soul can hear it.

Hiya Darquesse.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

March 28th? It can be a few days late birthday prezzie for me *nods*

Miss Cain said...

Derek.
I'm spazzing instead of squealing.
My face probably looks hilarious.

Derek Landy said...

And here is Kribu's one track mind at work again...!

("many-tracked mind"... pffft yeahhh)

DarquesseCain said...

I am the girl who went to see you three times last time in Kilkenny. I think it looked like I was stalking you!!

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

*laughs crazily* SHE IS NOW LAUGHING AT ME,. G)uimj\ va[wucrybqW_0ae


BUT IT@E+RW(CEidnf0t8\ syerb\a


Derek, your fault

Kribu said...

Hey! My mind had a Tanith track right there.

I mean, I actually lived for several moments without thinking about Valduggery.

Rhian Hooper said...

she could so totally pull off a bikini. (no pun intended)

salman said...

this looks soo cool

Miss Cain said...

!&#%^)&!(&*$)@(&_$(^&@)(&*(#^(!)*_)#&*)&@_(&#)(&#*)&))@&iPASIFPHBASKFIHASBGFAPOGHFN;DFHAIPPPVNOWIPN



OH MY GOD.
SKYPE PICTURE CHANGED.
SKYPE UPDATE CHANGED.
COMPUTER BACKGROUND CHANGED.
IPAD BACKGROUND CHANGED.

Derek Landy said...

Rhian- I think that was my editor's problem...

DarquesseCain- oh dear. It's you. Oh dear god.

Kribu said...

It's almost tempting me to change my background too.

Except that I can't bear the thought of parting with Skulduggery. On either my computer or phone.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

SPEAKING OF SHIPS AND TANITH...

I REALLY WANT SOME CHINDUGGERITH FANFICTION

AND CHINITH

AND VALITH

and, I kind of don't want Steak to happen, but to be all tragic and she is dying then the Remnant leaves her in her last moments and she tells Ghastly she loves him and then we all sob for eternity.

Yeah, that's what I want. *nods*

Captain Skully the Ossim said...

O:
THIS IS EPIC.
I love the name, you must tour and walk out to the Magnificent Seven music blaring behind.
EILTKEAJRKQWJEJPQKEIJQ
:D Also Hi Derek, it's Skulma'am. Remember me?

Zephr Shadows said...

DEREK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL I can't wait

DarquesseCain said...

I didn't try to attack you on the street Derek it just looked that way. I promise.

Zephr Shadows said...

I'm in my college libary so I'll have to wait a while before I can let myself scream at the awesomeness

Miss Cain said...

It's such a shame it's the weekend tomorrow...today.

I WON'T GET TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BE CRAZY UNTIL MOOOOOOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

THERE BETTER BE TANGUINE IN THAT NOVELLA, DEREK

andikindofwanthertokillhimeventhoughitsSanguineandIlovehimlots. XD

Zephr Shadows said...

((also Hi everyone!!!!)

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

You, Clover, are such a nice person ;P
Omg, Sanguine is such an awesome character! *nods* If he ever dies, I'll go bury myself in a hole and never come out.
Although, don't hold me to that.

Miss Cain said...

...TANGUINE...

Zephr Shadows said...

Still though, the one Derek drew was a real contender :p

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

*laughs* I'M THE NICEST PERSON EVER, CLEARLY. GAWD, IENI. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT!?

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MOST OF THE 'WORDS' I AM SAYING OUT LOUD ARE MORE LIKE SQEUALS BECAUSE COVER AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE

i think it's time my family accept that they need to read Skulduggery because it's perfect.

Tom is reading it. My brother MIGHT finish reading them (he's on DD). My sister says she might read one over Christmas...! I SHALL MAKE THEM ALL OBSESSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD C:

Kribu said...

There, have done my duty as a Goodreads librarian and updated the book details...

Still 3.5 months to go. Ack.

Miss Cain said...

*tries to calm down*

*fails completely*

*sends email to friend RIGHT NOW WHICH IS MIDNIGHT XD*

Captain Skully the Ossim said...

I'd much rather have Derek's. Tom's was a bit of a let down after seeing that beauty >_>

Valice said...

Oh. My. Golden. God!
THIS COVER IS AMAZING!!
It's nearly as good as the one two posts below...! :D

Zephr Shadows said...

I have parents evening in two hours I don't think i'll have recovered by then.

IT'S SOOOO PRETTY

Miss Cain said...

I'M GETTING MY FRIEND TO READ SP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She told me today that she'll start them soon.

Miss Cain said...

*IS HYPER AND THINKS THAT I WON'T GET ASLEEP VERY EASILY TONIGHT/THIS MORNING*

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

THE NOVELLA SHOULD BE RELEASED TWICE. ONE WITH DEREK'S COVER. THE OTHER WITH TOM'S.

THEN WE CAN HAVE THE, BOTH LOOKING SEXY ALONG WITH THE OTHER BOOKS. C:

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

DEREK IT'S BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT AND I'M GOING TO DIE IN AWE OF ITS AWESOMENESS

Derek Landy said...

But look at it again, Kribu... doesn't it deserve a prominent place?

Skulma'am! Good to see you! And that's not a bad idea...

Scream, Zephyr. Let your freak flag fly.

Luciana- Tanguine? Tanguine, you say? Oh there is Tanguine. Oh there is LOTS of Tanguine.

Miss Cain said...

YES L.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Harriet [I-miss-my-Tanith] Lemon said...

So I may have actually squealed...quite loudly. Oh my goodness TANITH XD I can't wait for this now! And that cover is actually amazing, they get better and better each time. *jumps around excitedly*

Kribu said...

Derek's cover was also made of pure awesome.

But I have to admit Tom's almost as good. Plus, well, the title is a teeny bit more awesome on this one.

Miss Cain said...

TANGUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my God, I'm hyper.

Zephr Shadows said...

OK I SHALL SCREAM!

oh dear. the librarian was not impressed

DarquesseCain said...

Have been staring at cover for the last five minutes.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Derek, doesn't this come out in March? Around the end of the month?



(As in a few days before I go to the coolest freaking country ever in April?)

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

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CEWUVB80GWA6ET
TB89VYSEBGDRB[6VAWE8T

YAY

TANGUINEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3

DEREKYOUREACTUALLYSOPERFECTOMG

TANGUINE IS ONE OF MY ONLY SHIPS THAT IS CANON.

TANGUINE IS PERFECT.

i may just go read some more Tanguine... Or Valguine, that's great, too! BUT TANGUINE IS BETTER


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCCITTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Valice said...

Derek, does Scapegrace has magical abilities in his new body?
And if yes are the abilities the same he had in his "old" body? And what were his abilities in the old one?

Zephr Shadows said...

I don't think the librarian's too pleased I'm using the computer for this instead of work

/someone/ clearly doesn't read despite being a librarian!!!

Miss Cain said...

THIS IS AMAZING.
IT'S GOING TO LOOK AMAZING ON MY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kribu said...

Also, it's a pretty cover and would deserve a prominent place, but... Well. How should I put it.

My current desktop has Skulduggery on it. And as hot as Tanith is, Skulduggery is... erm. Well. All... bony, and gorgeous, and... yeah. Sexy, in a word.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I just clicked on the cover so I could see it better and I literally started shaking in awe of it.


The shouting will begin soon, have no doubt.

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Oh. My. God. That is so cool!

Lethal Barbie *laughs* I want that for Christmas

Miss Cain said...

I'M ALREADY SHAKING!!!






THIS IS SO FREAKIN AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zephr Shadows said...

IT WAS SO WORTH THE LONG WAIT

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

I ship both Tanguine and Ghanith, because I feel so bad for Ghastly, although, I'd be happy if Ghastly died and then I could ship Tanguine happily :)
BECAUSE SANGUINE IS SUCH AN IDIOT IT'S SO FUNNY AND HE'S AMAZING!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Yes, Derek, I want a lethal Barbie too.



And that door you destroyed. I want to show it to my door, so that way it knows what happens next time it makes me ram my face into it.

Zephr Shadows said...

oops caps!! blame twitter fangirling ;)

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

The cover is now my new screensaver.

Miss Cain said...

OABFV201B032GH12ebg0(B!@R()#@B089bdcbnapcf

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

89FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFQH0jaiofnhw328BF9C*&tegiubfc*()dub

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

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I just died because it is amazing.



I am so glad I decided not to go to school today. I would have missed this joyous event.

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

I think there should be a special edition published with Derek's cover, I'd buy that! (:

Miss Cain said...

I'm glad I stayed up this late. *nods*

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

WE NEED A FILM

AND WE NEED TANITH BARBIE DOLLS, SO SHE CAN BE THE ONLY BAMF OF A BARBIE DOLL EVER (well, there is Katniss but...KATNISS AND TANITH WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD FIGHT TO WATCH BECAUSE TANITH WOULD RIP HER TO PIECES!)

yeah, Tanith dolls. So they can be BAMFs.

AND A FELT TANITH AND SKULLY AND CHINA AND VAL AND SANGUINE AND RENN AND BESPOKE AND RAVEL AND THE DEAD MEN AND EVERYONE AND EY7TRCBqp*wYE we need felt SP characters. I SHALL CONVINCE MY SISTER TO MAKE ME SOME FOR MY SEXY BOOKCASE

paul welsh said...

OH MY HAM FINALLY A NEW BOOK 0___0
hi derek

Zephr Shadows said...

OMGG YES TANITH DOLLS

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

There needs to be SP merchandise. Because then my Xmas list would be easy to make

Cassidy Clarimonde said...

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

AHAMFJAKKXNDJGIJFKUSJFIFJDVBSGFGTEKYUFMSFFFLXNAOGEKRLKFMFHSBYLST
FGFNDHDJFJDMHGJFUDJDKEMUDFJHRDHDGFIETXJFYXJENHFKTMDJVKDDHEWLSBVH NKRREIRDYDJAO


*DIES OF AWESOMENESS*

TOM! JUST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJH!

DEREK!!!!!!!!!


TELL TOM HE IS. JUST. EVERYTHING.GOD.

ITS. BEAUTIFUL.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

Plush Skulduggery *drools* and yes, dolls!

Jubilance Glee said...

OH MI GOD! ITS SO EPIC

Kribu said...

Oh dear god, if there was ever SP merchandise, I'd go bankrupt so fast...

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Yeah, me too.

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

I would kill for SP posters. I may print this new cover out on A3/2 and stick it up!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I've been forced to make my own Skulduggery merchandise for myself... Like my blanket...


*coughImighthaveaccidentallybreachedthecopyrightsorryDerekcough*

Derek Landy said...

Good girl Harriet!

Valkyrie V. Cain- yep, this has an end-of-March release.

Luciana- Valguine? You are WEIRD.

Valice- yes he does. Magic comes from the person, not the body. As for what Scapegrace's magic IS... we might get to see it.

Kribu- you make a good point. As usual.

Persephone- Lethal Barbie. Violent Barbie. Tanith is all these things and more.

Leni- do you not think that Tanguine sounds like an energy drink, though?

Miss Cain said...

SP DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

SP MERCH WOULD BE THE MORE PERFECT THING EVER AND I WOULD BUY IT ALL

IMAGINE, LIKE, MCDONALDS TOYS, TOO, THAT'RE SP. AND BOBBING SKUL-MAN TOYS. AND FELT CHARACTERS. AND DOLLS. AND POSTERS I COULD ACTUALLY GET. AND R\WA6C TWG5 XG7EA5XRTVWYWERSCY8Y'WE UTDFYVW'9EYFI

Zephr Shadows said...

WAIIIIT

will ther be posters for this too????!?!?!?!?!?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

There already are Skulduggery posters... I have a Death Bringer one from Derek.


(The Melancholia side scares me)

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Where can I get Skulduggery posters?

Miss Cain said...

EOUBFVWOABNEOBGVDSNLAD

WE NEED SP MERCH, DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

SP energy drinks?! DO IT PLEASE XD

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

If there's a movie, I know the perfect Valkyrie for it.



*COUGH COUGH*

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Hi Derek!

Miss Cain said...

SP ENERGY DRINKS!!!!!!!!


(OH GOD I'M HYPER)

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

Valguine ism't that weird. c:

Chinduggerith is probably more weird, and that's my ot3. c:

I BLAME SPARX>

SHE'S CORRUPT ME

GHAVEL IS SHIPPABLE, TOO, GHASTLY AND RAVELLLLLLLL <3

but, yeah. I'm not THAT weird.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

End of March! YAY!


HECK YES I'M MAKING YOU SIGN THIS DEREK

Jed Dark said...

Hi Derek, love the awesome covers!

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Chinduggery is awesome.

Valduggery freaks me out, but I kind of ship Vilequesse

Miss Cain said...

DEREK.
YOU BETTER COME TO AUS NEXT YEAR BECAUSE I NEED MORE BOOKS SIGNED.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

MARCH 28TH, A MONTH AFTER KOTW PAPERBACK, THE DAY THAT KOTW PB WAS DUE FOR RELEASE

according to Amazon

Valice said...

Hi everyone!!
POSTEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!!!!! :D
I love posters, my rooms are full with posters, including two Skulduggery-Posters i got from the book shop near my house..

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Come to the USA! East Coast please!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I ship none of this nonsense! Because shipping means kissing! GROSS!


Yep, I'm still that immature.

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

I don't ship much, but I want Ghastly and Tanith to end up together *weeps into an SP book*

Jubilance Glee said...

YES! DEREK WHEN ARE YOU COMING THE THE U.S.??!?!?

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

VILEQUESSE IS MY DB OTP BECAUSE PERFECT AND YEVRHCV\E5RC6WWARTBEYUUXTRRFCVYWartEBXYEHUFI'CBA6DTDVUTAWBE8D9VFCRD7TTR68ESYG

killing each other = sexy. *nods*

Miss Cain said...

I HAVE 2 SP POSTERS AND A GIANT SKULDUGGERY CARDBOARD CUT-OUT.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

Omg, yes!
I think it should be blue, or orange.
And I think, it should possibly be poisonous in some way and should contain tea for Ghanith lovers...

Excuse me, while I go kill my friend, over Facebook, because she still hasn't read KOTW. Ah, she just pointed out she's too young to die. I don't care, this is an unforgivable sin.

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Val, I still say that boys have cooties. I'm the Queen of Immature

Dragonheart said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COVER IS AMAZING!!!!!!
Plus, hi everyone!

Wayne Naylor said...

So The Maleficent Seven will be the novella Derek has been working to release coming out in the near future.

I read mention of the short stories from the newer publications of SP being rereleased in a new format. will they be included in the Maleficent Seven or is that another book entirely?

Zephr Shadows said...

ASFGVBMBFUAKGBGJVASD

Kribu said...

Other people's ships make mine look so normal. :D

I've yet to work out how to get SP posters. I did manage to get one of those big round things that, I think, were hanging in some bookshops, with Skulduggery and fire and Happy Halloween! written on it, off eBay a while ago, and it's now gracing the wall above my computer.

My mother thinks I'm slightly odd.

She may have a point.

Zephr Shadows said...

sorry i'm still freaking out

Cassidy Clarimonde said...

End of March!?!?!?!??!?!!



BUT
ITS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAAAAAAAAR
AWAY!

:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

I AM EXCITABLE AND AM CRAZY NOW!

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Seriously people! How are you getting this stuff?

Miss Cain said...

*mutters*

*types in ebay address*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Ghastly and Tanith is fine, I guess... Because both characters are good.


BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO, A STUPID REMNANT HAD TO COME AND RUIN EVERYTHING, SO THEY COULDN'T BE TOGETHER, AND NOW GHASTLY IS STUCK WITH A BORING JOB WITHOUT TANITH BECAUSE SHE'S EVIL



Ridiculous rant over.

Jubilance Glee said...

GAH! REMNAMTS


MUST


DIIEEE

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Magpie, I only have mine because I won a contest on here last year.


OOOOH I MADE A RHYME!

Derek Landy said...

You're all so very odd.

Dragonheart said...

I'm so excited right now, no joke. I'm in school, in math actually, reading this behind m teacher's back as my friend glares...

Dragonheart said...

hi derek!

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

I consider that a compliment good sir! *dips top hat*

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Yes. I am extraordinarily odd. YAY ODDNESS!

Valice said...

Derek I really love the name 'Tanith' it sounds so cool... where did you get the idea for it?

NJ Maverick Renn (Sigil Student of China Sorrows) said...

OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS COVER!!
It is amazing!
It is so great!!
Tom should be so proud of himself!!

Jubilance Glee said...

hahaha


ODDNESS IS AWESOME :D



*happiness*

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

I'm still sat here in my uniform....

DEREKKKKKKKKK, your fault.

Did you ever find any rainbow dust, by the way? IT'S AMAZING

Miss Cain said...

I LOVE BEING ODD.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

i'm not odd! I'm even! :D

Jubilance Glee said...

AND I'M A PRIME NUMBER!!...

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

Why would anyone want to be un-odd?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Derek, you don't know the meaning of odd minions until you see this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KynieCc18

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

We're not odd. Everyone else in the world is odd and we're the normal ones, but they get confused and think we're odd *nods*

Zephr Shadows said...

Derek, will there be Tanith posters?? *hopes you will say yes*

Jubilance Glee said...

well, the odd one is actually my friend who REFUSES to read SP....


HELP

Persephone Grief (The Seventh Magpie) said...

I have to go. Bye everyone!

Cassidy Clarimonde said...

I need to go now! :( But I will be back later!


********************************************************************************

DEREK. I RECOMMEND THAT YOU RETURN LATER TOO! BECAUSE. YOU ARE AWESOME LIKE THAT.

********************************************************************************

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

BYE, CASSIDYYYYYYYYY *huggles*

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

Bye, Sev! *waves*
Bye, Cassidy! *waves*

Jubilance Glee said...

i hav 2 go 2 :(

Dragonheart said...

Friend - She has the perfect evil smile.
Me - I know...

Friend - You know the lightning's going through the hill, right...

Me - It's a tree.......

Friend - I wouldn't recommend holding a metal sword in the middle of a lightning storm...

Miss Cain said...

BYE PEOPLES THAT ARE GOING!!!!

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

Bye, Jubilance! *waves*

Kribu said...

Dragonheart - my Tanith-loving friend said the same thing about the sword and the lightning!

Well. We can but see and hope the book won't end with fried Tanith.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I kind of wish Tanith was older because then, if there's a movie, Alex Kingston could play her...

Dragonheart said...

Hey guys!

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

*waves frantically* Bye!!!

Dragonheart- Never actually considered that...that would be the best ending:D

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

Hello, anyone that appeared!

Bye, anyone that left! *hugs*

Sasha Caliginous said...

Derek uou NEEEEEEEEEEEEED to come to Jersey!!! It's part of the UK, so when you go on a UK tour, INCLUDE US!!! We're pretty mental over here, too.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

HI PEOPLE THAT HAVE ARRIVED!


*chucks chipmunks at people*



Sorry, I'm a bit insane right now. Well, right now meaning all the time. So.. uh...

Dragonheart said...

Harriet - Maybe it would kill the remnant!

*Crazy Grin*

Miss Cain said...

*mutters*

*continues to search for SP stuff*

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

DEREK

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SHIPS VALGUINE, AHAHA! I'M NOT SO WEIRD, NOW

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorartè-Strider) said...

Have to disappear now, anyway.
Came on here to do homework and reply to some emails, before disappearing, BUT NO I GOT DISTRACTED!

Dragonheart said...

Valguine?
*Scarred face*
No, no, no, no, no!
Now I can't get it out of my head!

Derek Landy said...

Wayne- the plan is to release The Maleficent Seven (TMS) in hardback (and ebook) form only, and not follow it up a few months later with a paperback- because that'd only make some Minions want to be buy two versions of the same book... TMS will then be republished as part of the SP short story/novella collection which will be out in 2014.

Hiya Dragonheart.

Valice- the name Tanith Low was inspired by the author, Tanith Lee...

Zephyr- I'm discussing Tanith posters as we speak...!

Bye Cassidy!

Emerald Melody said...

That actually cheered me up...
It makes the hospital bed feel more... Dereky
thank you Golden God!!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Derek, is it bad that when I grow up I plan to have a ton of pets to name after SP stuff? Because right now I particularly want a hedgehog named Fletcher, and-


OW HEADACHE OW SOMEONE MAKE IT GO AWAY OWWWWWWWWWWWW-


Okay, headache gone.

HEDGEHOGS RULE

Jubilance Glee said...

HI DEREK

Melica Frost said...

hey DEREK! any everyone else...

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

I CAME ON THE COMPUTER TO DO COURSEWORK AND BECAUSE I HAVE SET THE BLOG AS MY HOMEPAGE THAT PICTURE CAME UP AND E65waxrefeystxrbyqiw vrygtvawéyvxthw'i9avrud'cg

now no coursework wil be done because perfection

Kribu said...

Ha! I knew Tanith's name came from Tanith Lee! Well, I was pretty sure of it, anyway. (Speaking of whom, everyone should read The Silver Metal Lover because it's awesome.)

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

DEREK YOU SHOULD DO PAPERBACKS! I LOVE BUYING MORE BOOKS THAN I NEED!

Melica Frost said...

DEREK!! OHHH DEREK! question - will there ever be an SP movie made? (im being peer pressured...)

Miss Cain said...

EM!!!!!

*HUGS*

Melica Frost said...

and derek, I know I have asked you this before but if you come to Scotland can you come to Glasgow please?????

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*frowns* I just fell over... Again...


Derek, I make a request that at some point Valkyrie runs face-first into a door, so that way Skulduggery can prove how terrible doors are. And because then I could shriek madly about how Valkyrie is clumsy like I am.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

DEREK, I THINK YOU KILLED EMMA

WELL DONE

CONGRATULATIONS

ALL THE FEELS GOT TO HER, NOW SHE'S FAILING TO FORM WORDS AND KEYBOARD SMASHING AT ME AGUXEBGXSERBC0\A879WEHDYS7EC B\AIOS

AND YEAH

thiscoveristooperfect

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I just realised something weird... Maybe not weird to YOU, but definitely weird to ME...

Amanda is going to be fourteen when we go to Ireland and I'm still going to be thirteen. THAT'S NOT FAIR! IT'LL MAKE HER SEEM NOTICEABLY OLDER!

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

Dragonheart, if that ends up being the actual storyline I will be in awe of you forever!

And Derek, POSTERS?! You just cheered me up so much.

I showed my friends a page of 'Dark Days'today and one of them said 'Well now we know where your sarcasm comes from' :D

Derek Landy said...

Valkyrie V- out of all the weirdness that is you, what you name your future pets is sincerely the LEAST of your problems...!

Hiya Jubilance!

Melica- hopefully there'll be a movie. Hopefully.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

I think my mum might be dragging me out of the house, soon...

but I might be able to get another SP book! I NEED DD WITH THE NUMBER ON THE SIDE!

Harriet Lemon Langley said...

Hey Derek, any chance of replica Tanith swords? :P

And you should totally do a tutorial on how to get hair as silly as Fletcher's!



Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I like showing people the pictures for the chapters, because whenever there's the S with Stephanie on it I shove it in their face and shout, "THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEE!" and they're stunned at how it actually looks like me.

'Tis amazing.

Melica Frost said...

derek just so you know, my mum got me 4 books from the SP series and...SHES HIDING THEM. HOW DARE SHE??? but its kewl I have others of the same books...

Miss Cain said...

*laughs*

Oh, Val...

Cordial Strange said...

Is it wrong that I prefer Derek's version? Derek's version had a pretty flower, and everyone loves pretty flowers!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

YAY! I SHALL GET A HEDGEHOG NAMED FLETCHER!



I shall tell my mum that you said that wasn't a problem with my weirdness.


Miss Cain said...

Cordial, it even had love hearts.
It was cute.

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

EHEHEHEHEHEH, VALGUINE FICCCCCCSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<3

NOW I SHALL BE RIGHT BACK BECAUSE I WANT TO CHANGE OUT OF MY STUPID UNIFORM BECAUSE I HAVE BEEEN SAT HERE SINCE DEREK UPLOADED THAT COVER AND WAYFCR\WTGÉ yeah brb

Miss Cain said...

I'M GOING TO FIGHT TO NAME MY NEW BABY COUSIN (WHO WON'T BE BORN UNITL APRIL) FLETCHER, CUZ WE KNOW THAT THE BABY WILL BE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!

Jubilance Glee said...

Derek, HELP ME CONVINCE MY FREIND TO READ SP!!

SHE

REFUSES!!!!

Melica Frost said...

yeah, Im in my school uniform too...Im wearing a tie and feel very uncomfortable...is anyone else like that? or am I just odd...

Miss Cain said...

I'm in my PJ's. *nods*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Derek, my sisters say HI!

Kribu said...

Jubilance, some people are just stubborn.

I quite purposefully avoided telling any of my friends that they must/need to/really should read those books.

Instead I just kept talking about them. Incessantly. And about how awesome they were. And I think after a while I managed to wear them down and now most of them are reading the books. :D

Miss Cain said...

I'M UP TO CD 8!!!!!!

Georgina Howlett said...

That is glorious.

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