Sunday, August 25, 2013

Me Hate Spoilers

Edinburgh tomorrow, where LSODM will be on sale for a few hours, then whipped away again until the 29th, because we're mean...

So... spoilers. I hate spoilers. I hate them as a reader, and I hate them even more as a writer. I don't even like mild spoilers, such as "Just wait till you see what happens to Kenspeckle!" or "All I will say is... Mevolent."

I get it. I do. You have a piece of information that's bubbling inside you, and you want to share it but you know you can't, so you share a sliver, something you think is enough of a hint to be relevant, but not enough to ruin anything... and yet, even this is a spoiler, because it's alerting someone to something big that's coming up...

I happen to have readers who are very respectful to their fellow Skulduggery fans, a fact that still amazes everyone at Harper Collins. I know that's going to continue, but we all have to be vigilant about this stuff.

I write these books for you to read them, to discover them, to experience them, on a page by page basis. It sounds obvious, right? But spoilers wreck that.

Okay, I shall now stop talking about it. But if you see ANY shop selling LSODM before the 29th, tweet me and let me know.


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owen said...

First?

owen said...

Yes! My first ever comment on here and I get to be first on a post? Lucky me. Lunch isn't 4 an hour, it's 11 am

Duck said...

THIRD!!!!!!

Duck said...

That is actually VERY lucky Owen, very lucky indeed....

Faustus Duocore said...

dont know if he is just fucking with us or it was a innocent exempel

Faustus Duocore said...

and hai my fist comment here also becky are you ooking i am writing stuff here *waving at backy*
*shanonymus*

Duck said...

Examples. Derek was referring to Mortal Coil with the Kenspeckle bit and Kingdom of the Wicked with the Mevolent bit.

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Faustus Duocore said...

its not like melevot cant apear in lsodm actuly thats one of my bigger worrys i mean i alredy preperad my in book 3 that no one gonna survive till the end of the last book

Duck said...

If Mevolent is in LSODM it would be pretty... used...
I mean, he was in KOTW and was in there a lot but if he's in the next book it just wouldn't be right.

General Flora Ophelia Dupin; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; Queen of the Shadow People said...

Spoilers annoy the heck out of me. I admit that when I was younger and had no patience I used to glance a couple of pages ahead, but now I steer clear of spoilers etc because I've come to appreciate how much work goes into each page of a book and how I'd hate it if people spoiled a story I'd written.

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TheBookGazer.Blogspot.com said...

Top 20!!!

Mistical Future said...

12TH!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck said...

SPOILER ALERT: The last book will be epic.

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flo ray said...

Hello Derek. I am a huuge fan and my friend likes you(probably loves you,uh oh). Cannot wait to sob my eyes out while reading LSODM( I'll become like Sanguine,;)) I agree,spoilers aren't fun. I am trying not to spill secrets to my friend. Also, I'm freaking out while writing you this,YOU ARE EPICALTASTIC!
With love from an Ameriminion-Rayven Noelle
(Please write back if you can,first time writing to you)

K4Y731GH said...

Top 20!! :3 I've heard that amazon has released some books early and that some waterstones and smiths have as well :/

Javier Fyreheart said...

This is what i miss?

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*murmurs* hey derek

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Oops...I kida guessed he forgot to post but he did post

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Mmph.. Yeah...

I am not *yawns* Loopy...

K4Y731GH said...

I'm DYING for LSODM!! But I get the feeling everyone's going to die horribly and I'm not ready for that... Not that that will stop me screaming when I get my copy and then just not talking to anyone for a few days >~<

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

You are so loopy

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*glares* I'm tired. I fought a troll and had to deal with your sister in law? Not quite fun. Not to mention I had to kill some people earlier

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*sighs* yeah true I didn't fight the troll or I so would have

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

It wasn't fun... *falls asleep in a chair*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*sighs and shadow walks to room* (irl you leaving?

Alexis said...

Huh.

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

((Nope!))
*eyes squeeze, her hands clenching into fists, still asleep*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Somethingis up with her

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*switches positions, murmuring*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Alexis: Momma! *hugs*

*groans* owww

General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

I've heard LSODM is being sold, but I dunno why...? Probably stupid rumours again, but I don't know. Amazon sent them out early, I think. Someone on Tumblr had one from Amazon...!



(Also I wanna read Star's ded? Where is ittttttttt? (like which post?))

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

It was on the Malificent Seven post, second to last page

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

I ordered from Amazon gimme sec ill check my order

Fabi S. said...

The Maleficent Seven post, Lucy.

OH MY GOSH I WILL SO NOT START ON A SPOILER RANT!

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Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I would tweet you about it if America got the books in general...

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Thats not right Luce it probably is a lie or maybe im unlucky but i just checked and it says my order is not yet sent

Fabi S. said...

But seriously-- I'm way too lazy (or way too American) to get books when they first come out. And I want to read them, be surprised and then scream at them. I actually do that.

So yeah...

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General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

Oh my God, I forgot how much that memory hurt.

This is worse than Unravelling, I'm trying not to cry. F**k.




Zaf - http://31.media.tumblr.com/93ba3decd50d70491e6d1d0be911fabb/tumblr_mrzxfdkylx1qkfe5jo3_500.jpg

How is it a lie...?

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Cnt get link Luce

General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

It's the link to the picture someone posted on tumblr of LSODM being sent to them from Amazon.

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Fabi S. said...

[hugs Lucy]

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

How?! I dont why?! I ordered from Amazon and mine isnt even freakin SHIPPED

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*runs into wall screaming hysterically* I order from Amazon and get told SEPTEMER that girl orders from Amazon and gets it TODAY? *screams and smacks head into wall* I WILL NOT BLOODY CALM DOW

Fabi S. said...

There'd be a lot more if it was everyone who ordered from Amazon. It's not the world against you, it's someone else's good luck.

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

I hate things like that I swear to god i hope to get my copy early its a nice change from usual....*glares* Derek I swear the next series better publish in the States

Jubilance Glee said...

I DESPISE SPOILERSSSS!!!!!!!!!


there was this one time I was reading a mystery book and my friend said that the person who was guilty of the crime was gonna catch me by surprise and I would never be able to guess who it is and then I just thought of all the people that were least likely to do it and then it wasn't a surprise and I was sad.


xP

Jubilance Glee said...
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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*sighs* Stupid. HC hating USA

Jubilance Glee said...

grrrr

Alexis said...

Hi Jubi

Fabi S. said...

AMERICANS ARE AWESOME, TOO! D:

And to anyone who got a copy early: Post no spoilers, and I won't hate you. Deal? You lucky, lucky people...

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Alexis said...

Lucky beyond ANYTHING I bet any american fan would die for an advanced copy or a bit of luck...

Jubilance Glee said...

Derek should really have his next series (If he writes one) With an AMERICAN company
SO THAT WAY WE CAN GET THEM EARLIER AND THEN HE CAN COME TO AMERICA AND YAY!

General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

Thirteen chapters to go, and then Cain gets to read it all...


Man...

I'm terrified.

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Fabi S. said...

I wouldn't die, because then I couldn't read the book! D:

I know, you meant that figuratively.

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Alexis said...

He said he will for the next one have a different publisher hopefully which he needs because obviously HC sucks with America...I wish any one of them could go into the shoes of any american fan for like a year for both books in a year...see ow they like it because it sucks when you see and read people getting the book and you go...yup September..and nod and smile and support and tour comes and its like...yup another one never to go to.

Fabi S. said...

Good luck, Lucy!

Msd, we're going to dinner soon.

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Alexis said...

good luck Luce and ok Fabi

Jubilance Glee said...

YOU CAN DO IT LUCIIIIIII!!!!!!! *supermegaGOODLUCKtacklehugsofdoom*

Fabi S. said...

...

[Bites tongue]

Mmmph mhmmph mm.

((I should go, before I say something that will offend someone))

But...

[Doesn't even say it in code.]

Just skaocjqnxonkkfkzjqjfiwndisklwkfianovosn.

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Alexis said...

Fabi you ok?

Fabi S. said...

And that was all gibberish.

Bye now!

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Fabi S. said...

Fine! Completely fine!

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Jubilance Glee said...

*tacklehugs Fabi*

Alexis said...

Hmm...

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*hums*
*looks at the last post*
WHAT?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

What about the last post?

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*murmurs* I thought you were asleep

Alexis said...

What happneed?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

I tried.

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General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

TEN CHAPTERS TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*is really tired*

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Alexis said...

You only missed Jayla...and my mother and sister are both dying

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Luce your mind is probably exhausted.

And was there a particular reason why you didn't..?

General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

MY MIND IS TELLING ME TO GET THE FUCK TO BED, BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I SHALL FINISH THIS TONIGHT EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

I got bored of not kicking evil's butt.

So I went for a stroll (rp, it's pouring outside, and the middle of the night) and guess who I found! *presents Kayla by the scruff of her neck, with binding handcuffs on*

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Alexis said...

Who is that?

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Mush, Luci! :D

And that... That's convenient. *pushes herself up stiffly* *her whole spine pops* WHOA

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Sorry, it's Jayla, but my autocorrect system doesn't like it.

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Jayla Gaunt said...

*appears* And may I ask what you did?

Jayla Gaunt said...

oh...me...

*glares* how the hell did you find me?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Well, she was making a run for it, so I popped out of the shadows and gave her a right old smash in the old sniffer. Didn't you, you murderous psycopath?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh, and I distinctly remember screaming, sneak attack, bitch.

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*nods* Impressive

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

You know, that vanishing act of yours is quite clever, but it still has it's limitations doesn't it?


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Jayla Gaunt said...

*smirks* Doesn't matter I did what I wanted, partly. The Grand Mage and the child are dying..none of you have the antidote!

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Shouldn't you, you know, bind her magic or something

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

He did he had the handcuffs on her...

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Yeah sorry, I'm still in a bit of a daze. *hits the side of her head*

Jayla Gaunt said...

Let go of me Trip. Let. go.

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Ah, yes. The antidote issue. If you would just tell us what we need to know, the horrible, horrible, injuries you suffered resisting arrest never happened. Of course, if you don't... *energy flickers around hands* It looks like our fight was most brutal.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

How about no?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Like I' would help you. Really you think I really care?

Nikki Morris said...

I don't like spoilers but I wouldn't mind a little one about LSODM :)

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*blinks* Was that a death threat? *stumbles to her feet, pulling out her sword* Right.

General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

EIGHT CHAPTERS TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*claps for Luce*

Jayla Gaunt said...

What can you even do, Adra? It's obvious to me you rather see the child dead with it's mother...*tries to get away from Trip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Death? No. How would that help us?

You don't care for us, but you do care for yourself. *chucks her across the room, splays his hands and Jayla feels her very being feel the most awful agony imaginable*

TELL US!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Tell us, and you needn't suffer.

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

I have tricks up my sleeve... I'm confident we could bring them back in the event that they do die. However, it appears the only antidote is one we will have to brawl for

owen said...

It's only a few days until it comes out, they say. You can wait, they say.
NO I CAN'T!





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General Flora Ophelia Dupin; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; Queen of the Shadow People said...

LUUUCCEEE

I've done some editing but seeing as you're nearly finished with your editing, do you want me to just edit your edited version?

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Nikki Morris said...

I really really want LSODM!!!!!!!! Only 3 days!!!

Jayla Gaunt said...

*closes eyes not screaming but voice is in pain* No...you won't get it...*voice strains*

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*stands from the back of the room, watching*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Why not? What is this worth Jayla? Spite? Bitterness? *splays hands, and keeps them splayed so the agony dpoesn't stop* TELL US! TELL US AND IT ENDS!

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Jayla Gaunt said...

*voice even more strained* I...*takes a small vial from pocket*

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*disapprooves but doesn't say anything, arms crossed*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*vial flies into hand, one hand still splayed, the pain not letting up*

What is this?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Antidote...give them each half...*is pretty much almsot screaming*

Jubilance Glee said...

WATCH. JUST WATCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQ_AXrfYRY#t=224

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

How do we know this is actually an antidote?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*other hand closes, the pain shutting off* You had best not be lying. And Olivia, where is she?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Why else would I carry it?

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

I've seen that before, Jubi! It is perfect

Jayla Gaunt said...

*sits up* The child is...*glances at the treehouse* her room

Jubilance Glee said...

I KNOOWWWW

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Why should we trust you? About anything?

Jayla Gaunt said...

Because I really rather not die?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Adra, administer the antidote. *throws her the vial, doesn't take his eyes off Jayla*

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General Luciana Clover Scáth/Livi Delicae; Leader Of the New Land Of Stickers; Prophet Of The New Order (AKA the Insane Queen Of the Rainbow People); Grand Mage of Skuttlebuggia said...

SIX TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

See. She cares about herself.

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Jubilance Glee said...

YAY LUCI!!!!

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

We don't know if this can actually heal them! It might condemn them faster though!

Jayla Gaunt said...

*tries to get fee of the handcuff*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Woo! Go Luce!

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*huggles Luce*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*snaps fingers and the pain returns for a moment* Don't you /ever/ try to escape me like that again. Not only is it an insult to me, it's just plain dumb.

*voice goes dark* Do you understand me?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

*grits teeth holding back a scream* Of course...but what will you do to my dear brother? He tried to kill Adra too.

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*sharp energy appears on his index fingertip*

You know. That's such a pretty face. Shame if I would had to have cut it, while you resisted arrest.

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*screams colapsing against a wall*

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Right. Ignore me then.
*pulls out her phone, taking a picture of the antidote and grabbing two shots from her bag, pouring each one into it, running from the room towards the treehouse*

Jayla Gaunt said...

*smirks* She won't survive long I guess she knows her true name? *glares at Trip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

I've given up on him. That whole family, they go mad almost daily, I've given up ever understanding them.

But, one last time, is that the real antidote?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Yes of course.

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*cones to a stop next to Olivia*

*looks at the shot*
It's obviously fake... But she doesn't have enough time..

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Who won't survive long?

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Aretha Tesla said...

*watches Trip threaten people* *blinks* Hm. *blinks again* *says nothing*

Well, hi there, everyone.

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Zafira.

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Olivia: *sees Adra and cant even cry*

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Ari...Niccolo...AIR JAYLA IS LIKE THE FEMALE ALASTAIR

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*picks up the child, sprinting back*
*sets the small human next to Zafira*
Right. Sorry about this, Zaf. *injects her with the shot*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Hey Ari!

How are you doing? Want a drink?

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Jayla Gaunt said...

Hello Aretha. Finally my chance, Croatoan may come and I can complete what I wanted. FINALLY.

Aretha Tesla said...

*stares at Zaf* *digests what she just said* *starts laughing quietly, then laugher builds into intense delusional-sounding giggles* *doubles over with laughter and slowly sinks to floor, unable to breathe* *writhes around like that for a bit*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Oh she'll be fine Jayla.

Oh and Ari, congratulations on your new position! *hands her a crate of butter beer* I would give you champagne, but I felt this was better suiting.

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*cries out for a second and Zafira's screams echo and she goes silent*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*eyes are still locked on Jayla*

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

My thoughts exactly, Aretha.
*pokes Zaf's face* Zafira?

Jayla Gaunt said...

Did I mention that was the wrong one? No? My bad. *smiles innocently glancing at Aretha* Is she ok?

Aretha Tesla said...

*slowly stops laughing, gets up from ground, and stumbles just a few steps closer to Jayla* *grins maliciously, eyes gleaming* *speaks in hushed tone, but voice is full of suppressed energy* If you think you will get anything from Niccolò, Jayla, you're wrong. Back. Off. *takes one sudden step forward, growling, and giggles just a little*

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*Zaf's necklace is no longer alive with shadows*

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Zaf,

Zaf!
*shakes her shoulders, feeling her pulse*

Jayla Gaunt said...

Okay then, Aretha. Enjoy your suffering. I killed the Grand Mage...woah I killed her.

Jayla Gaunt said...

She's dead Adra. Dead. The vial killed her instantly.

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

It was your bad wasn't it. Because now, I have no reason not to hold back. Prepare to feel pain in a way you never before new /existed/. *grins evilly, rubs hands together, splays hands, the pain is back, but worse than before. The pain is so bad, articulate speech is no longer a realistic possibility, only screaming in sheer pain*

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Careen Pretense ((Fabi)) said...
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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*picks up the vaccine running and jabbing it into her neck, breaking a vial of acid over her head*
You irritate me

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

God, that was fraught with spelling and grammar mistakes. I do apologise.

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Aretha Tesla said...

*giggles a little more* You know what, Jayla? *whispers menacingly, stretching out each word* I bet your spleen is delicious. *grins even wider and leaps at Jayla, right arm outstretched to clothesline around her neck*

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Jayla Gaunt said...

*is litterally screaming unable to speak*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Hey Fabi!

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Why the hell is everyone losing their minds?
*waves to person* Oh god I do hope you're sane

Aretha Tesla said...

((Hi Fabi! *sneakyelderassassintacklehugs*

Also, thank you for the butterbeer and your congratulations, Trip! I'll thank you properly in the roleplay once I'm in a better mental state... XD))

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Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Javier: ARETHA TESLA WHAT THE HELL MY WIFE IS DEAD AND YOU ARE TRYING TO EAT SPLEENS HAVE YOU NOT ANY COMMON SENSE?

Careen Pretense ((Fabi)) said...

You just killed a Grand Mage in front of, like, a bajillion witnesses who there's no way you can possibly kill, and you admitted it, and you expect to somehow get away with it? You're an idiot!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*laughs madly at Jayla's pain*

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Aretha Tesla said...

*uses arm around Jayla's neck to pivot and reach her back, then chokes her hard, knocking her out*

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

What the actual hell is going on?

Careen Pretense ((Fabi)) said...

You're all crazy, insane idiots! I don't know why Fabi hangs around you people!

Fine then!

[Face begins turning purple]

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Careen Pretense ((Fabi)) said...

((I don't know! At all!))

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Also, for the record everyone, all the injuries she sustains from this torture came from me capturing her, because she put up such a tough fight.

That's what you tell the courts. *doesn't stop the pain*

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Jayla Gaunt said...

*isn't even able to pry Ari off and is out cold no longer screaming*

Aretha Tesla said...

*coldly meets Javier's eyes* *expression falls deadly serious* You seem to have no problem with trying to kill your friends, Javier. By your logic, I have no reason whatsoever to care about Zaf. You kill for fun, and it disgusts me. ((I really really do not mean to insult anyone irl this is just roleplay and I'm not even properly sane... Sorry!!!))

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Careen Pretense ((Fabi)) said...

You're crazy and insane and shouldn't be in a position of authority!

[Appears to explode]

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Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

*closes fists, the pain stopping*

You know Ari, I wish you hadn't done that, I was rather hoping to hurt her some more.

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

Please bring Fabi back...

Oh Lord what's happening...

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Javier: Aretha I didn't do this. I never...*for once is close to tears* She's dead Aretha...*takes a deep breath* Niccolo I KNOW you hear us. I'm begging you to help...please my wife is dead...*collapses against tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

O-kay.

And no, I shouldn't. But when you're the best at what you do, people put up with it for what you can offer them.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. said...

[Appears to form from ash and dust]

That... That was interesting.

[Sees Zaf dead] Oh. That's just lovely.

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

*comes down seeing Momma dead* He...where's...Momma is dead?! *clutches Coco bear tightly to chest crying* No..nononononon!

Aretha Tesla said...

*takes a deep breath, lets knees fold under self* *sits on ground for a few moments with eyes closed* *takes another deep breath, and opens eyes* I am so sorry for that, everyone. I'm ok now. *stands* But there is truth to what I said to you, Javier. I'll admit that I don't like you. However, the harshness of that comment was rather uncalled for, so I apologize.

#ChaseForBook9

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The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*whispers to Fabi* Aretha appears to have lost her mind, Javier is struggling with grief and Trip... I dunno. Mood swings perhaps?

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Pretty much Alexis.

#ChaseForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

Javier: I know. Aretha please my wife and Olivia...Jayla killed Zaf and now we don't know where the antidote is!

Aretha Tesla said...

*stiffens, eyes go blank* *walks to Zafira, touches her shoulder, and heals, placing her soul back into her body* *blinks* *takes a few steps backwards, wavering slightly, then collapses*

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

No, not mood swings Adra. That was my, uh, darker side taking hold.

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

Who killed her? WHO? I'LL KILL WHOEVER DARE KILL MY MOTHER I DON'T CARE WHAT THE LAW SAYS WHO DID IT?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

Um, Zaf's soul is back in her body.

While Aretha went away, did she become Jesus? Or maybe his sister?

#ChaaeForBook9

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

*wakes and looks confused* Niccolo...no He is far from female...thank you Ari...*stands shaky and goes to her* Ari woah you ok?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears* *catches Aretha before she hits the ground* *disappears*

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. said...

[Whispers back] As I said, that sounds positively delightful.

[Frowns hard]

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Alexis said...

I could have sworn Niccolo was the only one who could do...I GOT IT Niccolo must have taken control of her for a few moments...but the bastard didn't show his face here? Grrr....

Alexis said...

GOD DAMN IT CROATOAN GET BACK HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU INTO A NICCOLO-KABOB

Grand Mage Zafira Kerias said...

A Niccolo-kabob? Oh Alexis I love you more and more each day

Fabi S. said...

Welcome back, Zaf.

((At this point I'm just watching and snorting at various ironic things. Let me know if you want me to actually do something.))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of the Hobbits said...

No you won't. Because you loooooove him! *grins*

#ChaseForBook/9

Alexis said...

Wanna bet Trip? I'll make him into a Niccolo-kabob....SOMEONE has hidden for far too long and is getting bitch slapped by me

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark, Administrator in New Delhi said...

*under her breath* next time let's schedule our mental breakdowns... *tears prick at her eyes as she stalks out the front door into the woods to the clearing near her hidden nook*
*turns off her earpiece and finds the hum of the earth, stretching*

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